Sunday, March 18, 2007
Seahorse
We miss you seahorse.
The Onion
1) Child Cries; Father says “Suck it up”
2) Pretzels – Munchable & Crunchy - Do They Float?
Social Graces (Part III)
The most dreadful of all, however, is the niche character. The chic who loves iPod, the guy really into Widespread Panic, or that dude who just can’t get over his semester abroad to Rome. These people are doomed. Anything even resembling the borders of “collecting” is a social death sentence – and great fodder for the “funny guy”. If you have a hobby – lose it…unless it’s sports or, of course, you’re really rich or attractive. Again, in the latter cases, do whatever the hell you want – it’ll be alright.
Thursday, March 15, 2007
V Richards (Forest Park)
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Run, Lola, Run
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Social Graces (Part II)
Sunday, March 4, 2007
Decreasing my footprint
I'm starting by installing a low-flow shower head (mainly b/c all I had to do was place an online order...until it's delivered, I guess).
If you have any thoughts about decreasing your energy footprint, Stephen is a great place to start.
Green Works (design . build . remodel)
(205) 919-6231
greenworks@juno.com
Friday, March 2, 2007
mark sandman
Other than eight glasses of water a day and regular hand-washing, there is nothing that I can recommend higher.
Social Graces (Part I)
Assuming you can’t carry the ten minutes, there are a few shortcuts to “funny guy”. For example, be very attractive. Attractive people get to be whatever they want. If you’re hot and someone less hot hears you laugh, they have to characterize you as funny. Otherwise, it’s an acknowledgement of hanging around merely for your superior attractiveness. Alternatively, you can be very large (physically). If you’re a big, talcum-powdered fat ass you’ve got a great comedy crutch. The only folks that can trump you will be really good at saying things in “foreign” accents. Unfortunately, a big, blistering fat ass is no kryptonite for attractiveness (i.e., they’ll think you’re funny, but you’re still walking home alone). Of course, there can only be so many "funny guys"...