The most dreadful of all, however, is the niche character. The chic who loves iPod, the guy really into Widespread Panic, or that dude who just can’t get over his semester abroad to Rome. These people are doomed. Anything even resembling the borders of “collecting” is a social death sentence – and great fodder for the “funny guy”. If you have a hobby – lose it…unless it’s sports or, of course, you’re really rich or attractive. Again, in the latter cases, do whatever the hell you want – it’ll be alright.
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Social Graces (Part III)
Now there will always be those determined few dedicated to the intellectual. These folks are easily identified by their indiscriminate use of sarcasm. Although this is likely the sincerest form of social interaction, be aware that only the obscenely wealthy or attractive can pull this off. Anyone else will eventually find themselves in the “asshole” category. And despite first appearance, there are no substantive differences between self-deprecation and sarcasm. Again, only the rich and beautiful can make fun of themselves and get away with it. The only difference for the self-deprecating remainder is the insertion of “poor” before “asshole”.
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