The Onion

Every once in a while, Amy and I will fantasize about creating an "Onion" for Birmingham. Here are a few of our favorite story lines:

1) Child Cries; Father says “Suck it up”

2) Pretzels – Munchable & Crunchy - Do They Float?

3) Woman Refuses Free Sample, Confuses Onlookers

4) Gay Pride Parade Foiled by Birds and Bees

5) Reader’s Digest Short Story Contest Receives Nothing But Crap